A Gay Disney Prince (feat. Jon Cozart)

Intro: Bb C Bb C
 
Thomas:
      Bb                          C
Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
     Bb                     C
I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
 
Jon:
Excuse me?
 
Thomas:
Nothing
 
Am                       Dm
Everyone around me could see
                 G
That Disney meant everything
    Bb
And as I grew up
 C
Disney did too
      Bb                          C
They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
 A7                           Dm
Look at their assets, you'll see
 
Jon:
C   G7
  Damn!
They bought everything
 
Thomas:
             Bb                          Am7
They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
 
Jon:
I'm a confirmed bachelor
 
Thomas:
             Dm                          G
They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
 
Jon:
And Captain America
 
Thomas:
And Captain America's ass
 
Thomas & Jon:
Mmm
 
Thomas:
                Bb                       Am
You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park
 
Jon:
Okay, yeah, enough
 
Thomas:
         Dm
But who cares?
 
Jon:
        G
No big deal
 
Thomas & Jon:
        C
I want more
 
Thomas:
F                    Am7
I want a gay Disney prince
     Bb
With footwork so thrilling
 
Jon:
   C
I slay without killing
 
Thomas:
   Dm
a rich boy
 
Jon:
                   Am
Who still loves to work
 
Thomas:
  Bb
a man who spills tea
 
Jon:
        C
Not the blood of enemies
 
Thomas:
        Dm
Disney don't shoot so straight
              A
You're in the musical scene
 
Jon:
         C                        G
Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
 
Thomas & Jon:
  Bb                      C                       F
Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
 
Thomas:
      Bb
Every prince in the past
 
Jon:
    C
Just straight vanilla
 
Thomas:
      A
Let's add rainbow sprinkles
 
Jon:
      Dm
And a shot of tequila
 
Thomas:
  Bb                            C                       F     F7
a gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
  Bb                        C
a prince who will put every woman at ease
 
Jon:
        A                              Dm
Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
 
Thomas:
   G7
a guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
 
Thomas & Jon:
Eb C
Film!
 
Thomas:
Yaaaas
 
Thomas & Jon:
F         Am
I want a gay Disney prince
         Bb
Disney, get some bad xxxxxes
 
 
Thomas:
         C
Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
Dm                             Am
Please give us more than this bullxxxx
 
Jon:
       Bb
Yeah, that's a bit screwy
 
Thomas:
      C
Makes me say Lefouey
 
Jon:
    Dm
Put me in a film
 
Thomas:
      Db
Gee, that would be swell
 
Jon:
    C
I'm Peter Pan-xxxual
 
Thomas:
    G
No you're twinkerbell
           Bb                     C          Bb  Bbm
It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
F             Dm
Who is that prince I see?
Bb             Bbm
Very straight, unlike me
 
Jon:
             C     F
a whole new world
              C                  Dm
a bedazzling place you yearn to view
           Bb     F
I'd be so gay up here
 
Thomas:
       G      C
It's crystal queer
 
Jon:
 G             F             G
Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
 
Thomas:
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
   Dm                   Db
If only I'd had you in my early years
   F                                  G
I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
       Bb                         F           C
Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm
         F                         Dm
Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
 
Jon:
               Bb
If they'd have seen
 
Thomas:
             C
Someone like me
 
Thomas & Jon:
              F
a gay Disney prince